這封是MAIL轉寄.不知道現在的國文老師是否都如此悲情呢?
請問~~有沒有路過的國文老師願意分享? ^^

我是個國中的國文老師 生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文
                                                                               
字醜就算了 還會自己學倉頡創字
                                                                               
創字就算了 還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子
                                                                               
每次都改到哭笑不得 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
這次出的作文題目是 美食與我
                                                                               
我非常沾沾自喜 
                                                                               
相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目 
                                                                               
一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致
                                                                               
可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
沒想到我錯了 
                                                                               
這些天兵們每個都是笨板未來的棟樑......
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
節錄一些下來 這些害我邊改邊大笑
                                                                             
  1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片,但是生魚片最讓我困擾的地方就是他的魚刺很多。
 
  2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片,唯一美中不足的是,他總是沒煮熟。
 
  3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜,青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜,為什麼喜歡吃白菜呢?因為他是青菜的一種(繞口令嗎?)
 
  4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯,他們對我來說不只是一種美食,而是...兩種美食。(真是謝謝你的數學教學)
                                                                               
  5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜,裡面包含了很多愛心,但是萬一外婆死了我就吃不到了, 所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候,叫他每天煮三餐給我吃。(這算老人虐待嗎)
                                                                               
  6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉(所以你要吃雞肉前都要追著他跑?)

7.我最喜歡吃美食,是那種出現在陸地上,天天都看的到的那種肉(人肉?)
                                                                               
  8.我對美食的要求很嚴格,他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來的(連續劇看太多了,孩子)
                                                                               
  9.媽媽很厲害,他下廚以後,可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋(不然?)
                                                                               
 10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼,於是媽媽就走進廚房再做第二道   (原來你家都是一道菜吃完再煮一道…)
                                                                               
 11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市,因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎三尺,只要我看到那些食物出現,就會跟爸爸說 我要吃這個 我要吃那個
   結果我當然什麼都沒吃到   (好心酸的孩子)
                                                                               
 12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜,跟外面賣的差的可遠呢(那到底是好吃還是不好吃?)
                                                                               
 13.世界上美食很多,其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔麵(同學,請問你是哪國人?)
                                                                               
 14.生魚片實在是太好吃了,每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的滴下來….(慢動作?)
15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭,那就是雙胞胎,名字聽起來大家一定都會覺得很奇怪,沒錯,他就是很奇怪(這樣有解釋到嗎?)
                                                                               
                                                                               
 16.我吃東西總是又快又急,沒辦法,熟能生巧嘛(我呼吸總是又快又急,沒辦法, 熟能生巧嘛…這位同學,成語是這樣用的嗎!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
有前輩說 他上輩子殺了人,所以這輩子處罰他當老師
                              
                                                 
唉...我想我不只殺了人,還是
                              
                                                 
        殺
                              
                                                 
          錯
              
               人
                              
                                                 
              才會淪落到當國文老師。。。

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